Toastkitten

As futuristic savior in the Matrix and playing second banana to Jack Nicholson in Somthing's gotta Give - Keanu, what a peach!

Best Drama (in which K actually does a good job in the acting dept):
River’s Edge

Best Keanu Comedy: Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Second place: Point Break
(I know it’s not really a comedy but all that stuff where he and Swazy talk about the ZEN of surfing cracks me up)

Best (underrated) Rom-Com where our boy stands around looking earnest and very cute: Something’s Gotta Give

Best movie where K is cast as our savior:
The Matrix (The first one plus about 25 min of the second one, please)

Best Bard (or film in which K is the only dull note in an otherwise great reinterpretation of Shakespeare):

Much Ado About Nothing
(and didn’t Denzel look hot in those leather pants?!!)

Second Place: My Own Private Idaho
(and didn’t River look hot but sad as the narcoleptic hustler?!!!)

… and finally, the Toastkitten Keanu Guilty Pleasure Award goes to:
The Devil’s Advocate
Co-staring everyone’s fave scenery chewer – Michael Corleone, uh, I mean Al Pacino. (God IS an absentee landlord! DUDE!)