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November 21, 2005

A Riddle

Q: What do JJ Abrams and Takashi Murakami have in common?

A: They both like an elephant with underpants!

OK so maybe that was too obscure, even for fans of primetime SpyDrama or those who favor otaku. But I still think it’s a good joke. So, backstory? Here you go:

Last night I was watching a tape of the last two Alias eps that I missed and I noticed something funny. In the last moments of the "Solo" Syd sits in her super-cool but heartbreakingly empty beach side apt, holding a tape recorder to her belly as it plays back Vaughn’s voice from an old mission. Sniff, sniff (and did I mention that I miss Vaughn? Cuz I do! Even tough I think that photo of him in the corner looks super lame). Then the camera pans around her bedroom and you see this:

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I thought those elephants were so cute that I stopped the tape. Then I remembered that I saw some similar pachyderms in pampers over the summer in NYC:
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V W X Yellow Elephant Underwear/H I J Kiddy Elephant Underwear, 2005
These sculptures were on view from April through August on the plaza at the southeast corner of Central Park. I think the photographer must have taken this pic at 6am because there's not a kid in site.

When we visited in July, Wasabi Sister #1 admitted that this was the cutest public art she had ever seen. I added that it was certainly the sweetest public art “poop” I’d ever seen!

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The kids really loved these sculptures. I doubt that there was a moment all summer when the elephants weren’t covered with kids and surrounded by parents struggling to keep them from falling off and breaking their necks!

Here are some thoughts on S5 if anyone is interested...

Thus far S5 has been underwhelming, to say the least. The downhill slide in ratings is no surprise to loyal fans, given that TPTB changed night and time (again!), added a bunch of new characters that are nowhere near as intriguing as the orig cast and axed Vaughn (aka my imaginary boyfriend). But whatever. I'm a diehard. I'll stick with this silly show till its dead and buried and the DVDs can be found in the 99 cents bin.

Even though I don't really like Rachel and I would prefer that Syd stay APO once in a while and actually design a mission (instead of hauling her enormous belly around in really silly outfits), there are some things I'm enjoying this season. First, I think SpyGrandpa is awesome - VG has been very funny and sweet especially in the last ep. Also, I like the chemistry bet Tom Grace and Dix, they make a good team. I hope that they get to do more missions together. I also think that the build towards finding out more of Grace's background is a lot of fun. Personally, I believe that he's Jack's kid but even if this turns out not to be true, he's clearly got some crazy, twisted, juicy, family history that I CAN NOT WAIT to find out about. Also, I love, love, love all the shout outs to S1-4. Seeing Professor Choy (aka Mr. Wu, aka Keone Young) was funny and so sad at the same time. "Someone from another life" ... total heart in the throat moment...sniff, sniff.

On the negative side….. Oh, where to begin! The writing is not as good as in previous seasons. 1. Sloane’s goes from good to evil, and then back to good at least 3x per episode and it’s getting old 2. There has GOT to be a better, more interesting way to get Rachel up to speed in the spy game. I happen to think she is dull and timid and after seeing the rest of her relatives in "Solo", I also think she's comes from a family of clones (could those people look more generic?!), but that's just me. She's got boobs and blond hair and she can speak English, which basically covers what I imagine JJ must have told the casting director. 3. And as previously stated, I think it's dumb that Syd needs to go out on almost every mission and ... do nothing really because she is pregnant and big as a freakin' house. OK, OK, the casino scene was funny. I thought she used the pregnancy well in that ep, but she needs to stay at APO and be on comms a bit more, like Vaughn was for her. I just don't see how she can fly around the world and be hangin out with the bad guys all the time when she's, well, HUGE and not at her most agile. I'm not saying that a pregnant woman can't do anything but sit around but I still think she is in the field too much and it looks silly. Plus, it would be interesting to see her react to being sidelined for a change. She's not the hot shot anymore, so let's see if there are other aspects of the spy game that she might be good at. I mean she's got to realize that if everyone is worried about the pregnant agent on the mission, then they are not working at their best.

Final note, I think the music is worse this year. The score seems thin and the pop songs are not as fun as they used to be. Guess the budget has shrunk along with the audience.

Posted by lk at November 21, 2005 03:06 PM

Comments

I normally don't like to talk about poop but this is one cute exception :)

Posted by: lk at November 21, 2005 08:49 PM

Was that ever exhibited at the Whitney? I think you see where I'm going with this...

Posted by: Noah K at November 21, 2005 07:21 PM